To some, a nice, fragrant bubble bath is a temptation
Temptation calls to all of us, but not always in the same form. Sure, chocolate is a downfall for many. Others can’t survive the day without a trip to Starbucks. But how many of us can’t get through the month without a trip to the local sex shop? Yeah…I see y’all gasping out there. Sex shop? How’d I know???
Okay, so maybe, probably, most of you haven’t been. But I know someone who has. She claims it was just for the bath salts, but somedays I do wonder. She may be buying other things, such as sultry scented lotions or honey flavored lip balms while she’s there as well. I wouldn’t know what all is available, you see, as I don’t visit sex shops. I’m perfectly capable of making my own salts and lotions and other such seductive potions and have no need to enter the den of iniquity. I’ve created my own den right here.
When I learned this person had fallen into temptation, I took it upon myself to create, just for her, a line of irresistible products that I shall call Temptation Aversion. Yes, I’m going to keep this girl out of the sex shops! Three absolutely scrumptious scents; Sandawood Vanilla, Violet and Lavender will no doubt have her rushing for a tub filled with bubbles. There’s nothing quite like slipping out of your clothes and into a warm, fragrant bubble bath.
Yes, I am truly doing a public service here, keeping all those wayward, randy women (and men?) from the embarrassment that must be theirs when they feel the urge to take a bath. No more heading into the sex shops for you! Just drop me a line and let me know which scent pleases you. Naturally, lotions are available in matching fragrances…and both are just $5 each.
What, you think this smells like a thinly veiled advertisement? Well, of course it isn’t! WordPress doesn’t allow sales on their blogs. I know this because I got banned my first week here, remember? So I’m not trying to market products. No, I’m just helping out a friend with a certain temptation. Just because it involves paypal doesn’t mean a thing…
And in case you were wondering? That was desperatehorsewife at gmail dot com 😉