The following is an advertisement from Craigslist…
IM SELLING MY HOND BECAUSE I NEED MONEY FOR GRADUATION AND I ALSO HAVE A VW GOLF, I JUST REPLACE THE CLUTH LIKE A MONTH AGO BUT I HANVEN’T DRIVE IT SO MUCH, IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE 500 MILES. EVERITHING WORKS GOOD. I REALLY NEED TO SELL IT, OTHERWISE I WON’T.
HERE IS WHAT IT GOT.
BRAND NEW CLUTH
COSTUM INTERIOR BLACK AND WITHE
RACING SEATS & BELTS
AN ADICIONAL TACOMETER
COMPLETE BODY KIT ( IS NOT PERFECT BUT IS STILL GOOD)
CARBON FIBER HOOD AND SPOILER
WINDOWS, SUNROOF & DOOR LOCK AUTOMATIC.
THERE IT IS. MAKE ME A RASONABLE OFFERT AND WE CAN MAKE A DEAL.
IT ALSO HAS A REBIULT TITLE. SINCE WHEN I GOT IT FROM THE LAST OWNER, BUT EVERYTHING WORKS GOOD.
One wonders exactly what he’s graduating from…and whether or not English was a requirement? Here is the response…ala the Geek Boy (now my college grad with a Lit degree who felt the need to respond.)
Hey, I’ve got a few questions about the Civic you’ve got on craigslist.
First, you say it’s got a costum interior. Is this just the seats, or is it something else, too?
You also say it has cool rims. On a scale of 1-10, how cool would you say they are?
Finally — and this is what I’m most curious about — I’d like to know a bit more about the tacometer. How many tacos before redline? What sort of tacos? Does it differentiate between soft and hard tacos? And can I set it to only measure a particular sort? I’m not a fan of beef tacos, so it’d be pretty cool if I could set it to only measure chicken tacos.
A car with a good taco meter is hard to find, after all!